Ideal Bite: Good Things Come in Threes

Apr 01, 2008 BANG FOR THE BITE If 10,000 Biters reuse a condom just once more next time they do the dirty, we'll save a collective $9. COCKTAIL FACTOID On April Fool's Day 2000, a paper reported that FL researchers had developed Viagra for hamsters, writing that guinea pigs often wonder, "I haven't had sex for months. Am I so unattractive?" LIKE THIS TIP? Then check out . . . The Don't-Flush-It Tip The Vegan Condoms Tip RATE THIS TIP How useful is this tip? (5 is the highest) 1 2 3 4 5 Is the third time really a charm? The Bite Yes, yes, yes! Everyone knows to turn used condoms inside-out for another go, but with a quick rinse, you can save additional latex and cash by using condoms three times before chucking 'em, instead of just two. Recycling just got 33% sexier. The Benefits Making cents while making love. Think of all the pennies you coulda saved if you'd adopted this tip during your slutty phase in college. Saving the planet, one love glove at a time. According to science, if we don't start reusing condoms more frequently, we'll drive the wooly mammoth to extinction. Pre-lubrication. Reusing saves lube too. Personally Speaking Condoms can tear during rinsing even if you're careful, so be gentle. That said, we've been doing this for years, and it's resulted in only three unexpected pregnancies. Wanna Try? Centers for Disease Control and Planned Parenthood - y'know, just in case. April Fools, Biters! Feel free to pass this along...we'll be busy sorting through the hate mail from readers who didn't make it this far.      Sponsor

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