 | | If 10,000 Chicago Biters invest in politician-powered energy, we’ll generate enough wind power to last until the third Mayor Daley. |
|  |  | | On April 1, 1977, a British newspaper wrote a travel feature on the small Indian Ocean republic of Sans Seriffe, and its two major islands, Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse, shaped like semi-colons. | | |
|  | 
 | |
|  The Bite
Think Chicago politicians are wasting their breath with all their yakking? The clever peeps at Windy City Power plant have devised a way to harness that abundant natural energy and feed it into the local grid. Turns out area windmills get a major boost from the redundant, and particularly the pedantic, speech-ifying generated in the Loop and at aldermanic outposts ’round the city. In fact, a recent spike in power reserves was credited to run-on sentences and the bloviating wind-up to the Rezko trial. To support long-windedness, and in turn our local energy supply, just continue to vote Chicago-style – early and often. |
| | Wanna Try? | | Windy City Power, available behind closed doors and in smoky backrooms at City Hall, 121 N. LaSalle St. b/t Randolph and Washington Sts. |
| | LIKE THIS BITE? TRY THIS: | | The Real Windmills Tip |
| | April Fools, Biters! Feel free to pass this along. We'll be busy sorting through the hate mail from readers who didn't make it this far. |
| | Be adored even more... send your friends this tip. |
| |
| 
- SPONSOR - | |
No comments:
Post a Comment